The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn Review

The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn

Blurb

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

My Review

Rosie. Henry. Rosie. Henry. Briar Patch. Jingle Bells. The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn most definitely kept me smiling, if not just a tad worried for Rosie. Although a virgin, she made a few choices that I didn’t understand, all in the hopes of losing her v-card and gaining some cred as a romance novelist.

Say, going with a guy to his office so that he can give some oral. A guy that you don’t really know. I’m just going to leave that there. Let’s just say that she makes some not-so-responsible choices as a young adult. Henry. I really liked his character and the fact that he’s one of Rosie’s best friends. I enjoy those friends-to-lovers story lines, but wasn’t sure it was actually going to get that far.

Meghan Quinn attacked my heart with this one. She pulled it out, stomped on it, maybe even laughed at it a bit, and put it back. I was rooting for Rosie the whole time, even when she made the wrong decisions and was hoping like heck that Henry would come to the rescue.

Be aware that when you read The Virgin Romance Novelist, you will chuckle, possibly snort, get worry lines, and maybe even tear up. Be ready for anything with this feisty author and her neurotic cast of characters.

3 1/2 – 4 Stars